*is concentrating at looking at a chicken* hmmmmm

Chicken: *walks around eating food*

*think's: i'll get you.* *goes to grab it and it pecks him on the nose and runs* DAMMIT! imma damn vampire i shouldn't be here doing this!

Damian: you have to sir. we have to learn about different areas. your parents insisted.

grrrr *there both on a farm* *lays down* the sun is soo hot!!! i wish i was like them old timing vampires where i burn when sun hits me!!! i wanna burn!!! instead of doing this!!! DX

Damian: your such a baby!

YOUR MOM!!!!

Damian: i don't have one

YOUR DAD!

Damian: nope!

GRRRR THE PEOPLE WHO MADE YOUR DUMB ASS!!!

Damian: that would be your parents.

yea then i agree!

Damian: *rolls eyes*